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Yeah.. right

So I was checking Yahoo news and came across this.
Lets go through this via baconlogic steps..

Gas prices are high.
The President wants to lift a ban on off-shore oil drilling.
Effects and relief from such drilling is at least 5-10 years away.
The President (and his family) are in the oil business.
The President WONT be President for much […]

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Why stay healthy?

I keep hearing about all these neat studies/trend/articles on staying healthy. Apparently certain activities and measures add a few years to your life.
Things like flossing your teeth once a day will add 2 years to you life. The right shoes adds 3 years. Stuff like that.
I don’t mind trying to stay in shape and eating […]

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Two things that can be eliminated from your vocabulary.

“Like” and “You Know”
Listen around to some of the conversations being held around you. Morons, are they not?
Like, you know when people are talking and like having a good time. In like, you know, that nice pizza place in town on like, you know, Broadway and 8th?
Now take all instances of “like” and “you know” […]

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Green = the color of money and sometimes vomit

Has anyone noticed the latest green explosion?
Bags, clothes, gizmos, gadgets, water filters and the latest catchphrase “Please consider our environment before printing this e-mail”.
More Eco-friendly crap. Its Earth Day thats lasting a bit longer. I think its been pretty apparent that humans are just clever enough to avoid major self-imposed disasters. Provided they are educated […]

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